State Mottos

State Mottos

Alabama
>Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

>Alaska
>11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

>Arizona
>But It's A Dry Heat....

>Arkansas
>Literacy Ain't Everything.

>California
>By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

>Colorado
>If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

>Connecticut
>Like Massachusetts,
>Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.

>Delaware
>We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

>Florida
>Ask Us About Our Grandkids.

>Georgia
>We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

>Hawaii
>Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
>(Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money)

>Idaho
>More Than Just Potatoes...
>Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

>Illinois
>Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

>Indiana
>2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

>Iowa
>We Do Amazing Things With Corn

>Kansas
>First Of The Rectangle States

>Kentucky
>Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

>Louisiana
>We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
>But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

>Maine
>We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

>Maryland
>If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

>Massachusetts
>Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

>Michigan
>First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

>Minnesota
>10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

>Mississippi
>Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

>Missouri
>Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

>Montana
>Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
>and Very Little Else.

>Nebraska
>Ask About Our State Motto Contest

>Nevada
>Hookers and Poker!

>New Hampshire
>Go Away And Leave Us Alone

>New Jersey
>You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
>I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
>Right here!

>New Mexico
>Lizards Make Excellent Pets

>New York
>You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
>You Have The Right
>To An Attorney...

>North Carolina
>Tobacco Is A Vegetable

>North Dakota
>We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

>Ohio
>At Least We're Not Michigan

>Oklahoma
>Like The Play, But No Singing

>Oregon
>Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner

>Pennsylvania
>Cook With Coal

>Rhode Island
>We're Not REALLY An Island

>South Carolina
>Remember The Civil War?
>Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet

>South Dakota
>Closer Than North Dakota

>Tennessee
>The Edyoocashun State

>Texas
>Se Hablo Ingles

>Utah
>Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

>Vermont
>Ay, Yep

>Virginia
>Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

>Washington
>We have more rain than you do

>West Virginia
>One Big Happy Family...Really!

>Wisconsin
>Come Cut The Cheese!

>Wyoming
>Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared