Perfume

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish downtown Los Angeles City
building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the
elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and
says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!" Then
another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also
very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Channel No. 5,
$200 an ounce." About three floors later, the old woman has
reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator.
Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, makes a giant fart,
then says,.........................

"Beans and Broccoli...... 49 cents a pound."