You Don't Know Jack Schitt

>Many people are at a loss for a response when someone
>says "you don't know Jack Schitt". Now, You can handle
>the situation.
>
>Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe
>Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the
>owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.
>
>In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply
>religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, The
>twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva
>Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout.
>
>After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced.
>Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids
>were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous
>name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
>
>Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a
>cowardly son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva
>Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and
>consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual
>ceremony.
>
>The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse.
>Bull Schitt the prodigal son, left home to tour the
>world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa
>Schitt.
>
>Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt, you
>can correct them.