Top Ten Most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper is Down by David Letterman
10. The cucumber has left the salad. >>> >>>
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. >>> >>>
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked >>> position.
7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson.. >>> >>>
6. Elvis is leaving the building. >>> >>>
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. >>> >>>
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction. >>> >>>
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. >>> >>>
2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with >>> Venus.
And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is
unzipped..... >>> >>> >>>
1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts. >>> >>> >> >
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