Monday, October 10, 2005

10 Things You Don't Want To Know

10 things you didn't know -- and probably don't want to know.

>1. During an hour swimming at a municipal pool, you will ingest
>1/2 liter of urine.
>
>2. In an average day, your hands will have come into indirect
>contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, bank pens, etc.)
>
>3. An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12
>pubic hairs.
>
>4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects while you slept.
>
>5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently
>masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
>
>6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently
>masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
>
>7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of
>your dirty linen basket.
>8. At an average wedding reception, you have a 1/100 chance of
>getting a cold sore from one of the gu ests.
>
>9. Daily you will breathe in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
>
>10. Sharing a bag of chips with a friend gives you a 10% chance of
>ingesting a small amount of their feces.
>
>
>I am now going to throw up and go wash my hands. Have a nice day!!

I don't know how accurate this is, but I'm betting that it is closer to reality than not.

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