Ask the Kids About Marriage

> HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
>
> You got to find somebody who likes the
> same stuff. Like, if you like
> sports, she should like it that you like
> sports, and she should keep the
> chips and dip coming.
> --Alan, age 10
>
> No person really decides before they grow up
> who they're going to marry.
> God decides it all way before, and you
> get to find out later who you're
> stuck with.
> --Kirsten, age 10
>
> WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
> Twenty-three is the best age because you
> know the person FOREVER by then.
> --Camille, age 10
>
> No age is good to get married at. You got
> to be a fool to get married.
> --Freddie, age 6
>
> HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
>
> You might have to guess, based on whether
> they seem to be yelling at the same kids..
> --Derrick, age 8
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
>
> Both don't want any more kids.
> --Lori, age 8
>
> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
>
> Dates are for having fun, and people
> should use them to get to know each
> other. Even boys have something to say
> if you listen long enough.
> --Lynnette, age 8
>
> On the first date, they just tell each
> other lies, and that usually gets
> them interested enough to go for a second
> date.
> --Martin, age 10
>
> WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
>
> I'd run home and play dead. The next day
> I would call all the newspapers
> and make sure they wrote about me in all
> the dead columns..
> --Craig, age 9
>
> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
>
> When they're rich.
> --Pam, age 7
>
> The law says you have to be eighteen, so
> I wouldn't want to mess with that.
> --Curt, age 7
>
> The rule goes like this: If you kiss
> someone, then you should marry them
> and have kids with them. It's the right thing
> to do.
> --Howard, age 8
>
> IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
>
> I don't know which is better, but I'll
> tell you one thing. I'm never going
> to have sex with my wife. I don't want
> to be all grossed out.
> --Theodore, age 8
>
> It's better for girls to be single but
> not for boys. Boys need someone
> to clean up after them.-Anita, age 9
>
> HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET
> MARRIED?
>
> There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,
> wouldn't there?
> --Kelvin, age 8
>
> "And the #1 Favorite is........"
>
> HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
> Tell your wife that she looks pretty even
> if she looks like a truck.
> --Ricky, age 10