Ed Zachary Disease

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had
> > > > > not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was
> > > > > afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she
> > > > > decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex
> > > > > therapist. Her doctor recommended that she go see Dr.
> > > > > Chang, the well-known Chinese sex therapist. So she
> > > > > went to see him. Upon entering the examination room,
> > > > > Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose." The
> > > > > woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw
> > > > > reery reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the
> > > > > woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said,
> > > > > "OK, now craw reery reery fass back to me." So she
> > > > > did. Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said, "Your
> > > > > probrem vewy bad, you haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse
> > > > > case ever see, dat why you not haf sex or dates."
> > > > > Confused, the woman asked, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what
> > > > > is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang looked the woman in
> > > > > the eyes and replied, "Ed Zachary disease is when your
> > > > > face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."