2 Nuns

There are two nuns taking a walk. One of them is known as Sister
> Mathematical(SM) and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL). It
is
>
> getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
>
> SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past
> thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
>
> SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
>
> SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most.
What
> can we do?
>
> SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
>
> SM: It's not working
>
> SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He
> started to walk faster too.
>
> SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
>
> SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll
> go this way. He cannot follow us both.
>
> So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical
arrives
> at the convent and is worried what has happened to Sister Logical. Then
> Sister Logical arrives.
>
> SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
>
> SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,
so
> he followed me.
>
> SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
>
> SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I
could
> and he started to run as fast as he could.
>
> SM: And?
>
> SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
>
> SM: What did you do?
>
> SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
>
> SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
>
> SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
>
> SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
>
> SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster
than
> a man with his pants down........
>
> And those of you who thought it would be dirty, Pray for forgiveness
you
> heathens!