Nursing Home

An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her
> > > wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car. As she's going
down
> > > the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am
but
> > > you were speeding." "Can I see your driver's license?" She digs
around
> > > in her purse a little, pulls out a candy wrapper, and hands it to
him.
> > > He looks it over, gives her a warning and sends her on her way. Up
and
> > > down the halls she goes again. Again, the same old man jumps out of
a
> > > room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but I saw you cross over the center

>line
>
> > > back there." "Can I see your registration please?" She digs around
in
> > > her purse a little, pulls out a store receipt and hands it to him.
He
> > > looks it over, gives her another warning and sends her on her way.
She
> > > zooms off again up and down the halls weaving all over. As she
comes
>to
> > > the old man's room again he jumps out. He's stark naked and has an
> > > erection! The old lady in the wheel chair looks up and says, "Oh no
-
> > > not the Breathalyzer again!"