I hope everyone had a merry Christmas. I had a great Christmas weekend with my wife, family, and friends. Basically, I ate all weekend. On Saturday, I had lunch with my old friends from San Diego. Then, I went to eat out with Sarah's family. On Sunday, we had lunch with Berendo Street Baptist Church sunday school teachers. Then, we went to eat at my parents' place. I must be getting old because I can't chow down like I used to.
Christmas Carols for the Dysfunctional
>Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
>Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are
>Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas
>Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
>Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ...
>Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
>Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
>Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why
>Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
>Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
>Bells, Jingle Bells ..
>Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
>Autistic --- Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock ..
>Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe
>Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
>Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.
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