The Wongs

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby.


The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely Caucasian,
white baby boy.


"Baby boy! Congratulations!" says the nurse to the new parents. "Well, Mr.
Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?"


The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, "Well, two Wongs don't

make a white, so I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong.”