Widdle Wabbits (A Thory to Warm Your Heart)
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me mithter, do you have widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so he's on her level, and asks "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She inturn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers, "I don't think my pet pyfon weally givth a thit."
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