Early one Wednesday morning in Las Vegas, two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps table. An extremely attractive blonde walked up and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she quickly stripped off all her clothes, rolled the dice then yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON." She immediately hugged each of the dealers then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know -- I thought you were watching."
MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
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