Funny jokes

Here are a some jokes to make you laugh:


1. A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon
their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would
automatically transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's
father. He asked if they were willing to try it out.

They were both very much in favor of it, and agreed.

The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that
even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced
before. But, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the
Doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.

The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was
still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was
amazed at how well he was doing.

At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel
quite well.

Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband
encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a
healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic!

When they got home, they found the mailman dead on their porch.

Joke submitted by Hugh O'Mara.

2. Here's another joke along the same line:

A man was ecstatic that today was his last day to pay child support, because it was his son's eighteenth birthday. He called his son to come over and pick up the check and give it to his mother. The son came over and the father told his son to ask his mother when he hands her the check how she felt knowing that this was the last child support payment. The son went home to his mother and said to her, "Dad wanted to know how you felt knowing that this was the last child support payment you're going to receive." The mother told the son to go back to his father with her reply. The son went to his father and repeated what his mom wanted him to say. The son said, "Mom wanted to know how you felt knowing that you were never my real father."

3. What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.

4. Some Korean people who visited my site have commented that my site is too simple and not as cool as cyworld.com. My response is that my blog is easy to view for everyone. It's easy to see the latest updates and view archives. Even though it may not be as fancy as other websites, it is still fun.

5. I need to start exercising more. I used to be able to do 60 situps in 60 seconds. Now, I do about 60 situps per year.