Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Chinese Proverbs

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong; man with four balls cannot walk.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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