Saturday, July 15, 2006

Oh $&%@!!! Too Much Prune Juice!!!!

On Wednesday, July 12, 2006, I drank too much prune juice. I'm writing to inform all of you to never make the same mistake that I did. Apparently, you're only supposed to drink about 4 oz. of it, not a tall glass of it like you would orange juice. I didn't really like the taste, but since I cannot waste any food, I just gulped it down real fast. A couple hours later, I paid for it dearly. I kept having to run to the bathroom several times. I didn't get much sleep that night. I blame Sarah since she read somewhere that prune juice is good for you and she read this recipe for some type of prune juice shake. I didn't like it that much, and I guess she didn't either. Or, she got tired of trying to make it again. Since I can't waste food, I just drank some more prune juice so that our purchase would not be for nought. Please, for the love of god, don't drink too much like I did. You'll pay for it all night and the next day too.

69 comments:

Anonymous said...

Like most fruits, plums are not particularly nutritious or "good for you" to begin with. Prunes are special in that they contain a chemical that irritates one's bowels. If you're suffering from constipation, then prune juice can be used medicinally in the proper dose - in this way it is "good for you". In fact, many people I know use it safely for those rare occlusions. Aside from that, there's a lot of potential dangers of prune juice. Prune juice is promoted in diet and health schemes, particularly as part of the detoxification "reverse bulimia" diet. In exteme cases, people become dependent on laxatives and wreak havoc on their electrolyte/fluid balance and GI tract.
Prunes also contain high concentrations of antioxidants, but so what? Just eat a variety of foods and you will be as healthy as anyone can tell. In any case, you'll be @#@#ing it out if you try to drink too much.

David Kim said...

I wish I knew not to drink too much prune juice before I drank it. Another lesson learned.

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Anonymous said...

I've been constipated for 2 weeks! I tried what seemed like every over the counter laxative and stool softener Walgreens offered.... (I need to find a new Walgreens) I even gave myself an enema! Probably the single most humbling moment of my adult life. It didn't work. Apple juice, grape juice.... NOTHING... all I wanted was 10 minutes, maybe 5, on the pot with an effortless try of releasing the horses. In the back of my mind I knew prune juice would do the trick, it was just bringing myself to feeling comfortable with my grandmothers fruit of choice, poor soul! Well let me tell ya... if your planning on chugging 1/2 of a small bottle at room temp in hopes you might see a Cosby..... DON'T DO IT!!!! sip, slowly.... ease into that bad boy... I drank that stuff at 7, I have had at least 10 trips to the bathroom... don't bother turning the light out.... with high pressure liquid frothy poop (sorry if that a little graphic) I'm guessing I've had at least 12 cups come out.... which in retrospect, seems about right for 2 weeks of food. All in All kids, SIP YOUR JICE!!!

Anonymous said...

I did the same thing the first time I ever used prune juice, all I could tell my mother was and i quote; "THAT CRAP SHOULD COME WITH A WARNING LABEL!!!" lol

Anonymous said...

Well. It's 2016 and here I learn that I should have drank 4oz. I drank something like 25oz and that was 20 hours ago. Surprisingly, I'm not typing this from the bathroom but my belly is making a hell of a ruckus. I'm afraid the wife won't sleep because of the noise.

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Anonymous said...

24 Oz hete, at 10 am, as previously stated,,,Anonymous, ,, ditto, don't know where the lightening is, besides coming out of my butt, but there's enough thunder in my stomach for a hurricane,,,,, 4 Oz next time,,, !!!!

Anonymous said...

My but hurts sitting on this toilet and my legs are going numb...I made a big mistake drinking 2 full cups of prune juice I hope this doesn't affect me tomorrow because I have a graduation. :'(

Anonymous said...

OMG!!! I drank 2 cups of it around 8 at night bcz I liked the taste. During the night somehow the laxative effect was so strong that while I was fast asleep I sh..... on myself, in my dam bed, 5 f... times. I had to get up, shower 5 times, and change my sheets 5 times that night!!! That has never happened before. Prune juice works BETTER THAN LEXATIVES!!!

Tony said...

Drank about a pint, 600ml, of prune juice this morning. I did this because I thought I would give myself a cleanse. Well a cleanse is certainly what I got. I've cleansed about 10 fucking times today. My bum hole is a ring of Fire πŸ”₯. Dehydration is possible if you do not replace the fluid lost. So if you do what you think is the right thing to do and drink a shit load of prune juice and suffer the consequences then please keep the water up to avoid dehydration and possible kidney stress. I now know to treat prunes with caution. A lesson learnt through sheer ignorance. Hope this may help anyone who unfortunately overdosed on prune juice πŸ‡³πŸ‡ΏπŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ

Valkyrie Melancon said...

This is embarrassing, but I am shaking from sleep deprivation and I keep having to get up and go poop out mostly liquid. I drank two less than half-empty cups of prune juice and I just really want to sleep but I don't want to shit my bed...

Valkyrie Melancon said...

I did that because I've been having a minor case of constipation, by the way, and it's been keeping me awake. Now diarrhea is keeping me awake :/ I'm running on literally two hours of sleep and every time I start dozing off, I get the urge to pass a watery stool(sorry about the graphicness). I feel miserable...

Anonymous said...

Uh oh. Wish I'd read these sooner...I just barely downed 12 oz....

Poop said...

I drank 64 oz of it for pledge I'm dying please help

Anonymous said...

The bathroom samurai always drinks a large glass on Sunday night's. Be prepared and make sure you have double ply. You might have to start dabbing on you 3rd or 4th dump.

Anonymous said...

Well here it is 2018 and I just drank a pint of pruny goodness... at which point I ran across this thread and it stopped me from drinking a second pint. Looks like I better head to the paper towel aisle at Safeway before things get too out of hand...

Penguin said...

2018 my brother in law had hernia surgery 2 days ago so is staying with my husband and I. Overnight he drank 32 ounces of prune juice. I'm sure my bathroom is getting a work out

Unknown said...

Well, here I am sending this message from the porcelain. I drank about half 3 cups of Prune Juice and let me tell ya, I am no constipated ha

Anonymous said...

yes. all of this yes. i drank an entire 1.3 litre bottle last night within 10 min. ...there is nothing left inside me and the rumbling is so intense i thought it was my phone vibrating beside me this morn. today will be fun.

Anonymous said...

Still 2018 happy to learn someone drank more than I did. I drank a litre of PJ and I’ve already seen Papa Loo as I type this. I’m having belly Thunder. God help us all. What the heck was I thinking? I wasn’t even constipated.

Anonymous said...

yea.... I take narco pain killers so i get backed some times and drank 2 cups of prune juice and an hour later it started. After drinking within about a span of 5 hours i was fully cleared out. Then i made sure to drink some water and eat , that's where things got weird.The thing i ate came out the other end about an hour later and since it came out so soon after eating it was fully broken down it was like having food poisoning , long story short like others said start small even 4 onces may be to much. Next time im getting backed up i will only take like a shot glass worth and a glass of water.

Anonymous said...

Wish I'd read this....1ltr PJ down the hatch the result well you all know. Literally if London was burning never mind the fire trucks my butt could put that baby out 10 times over. Warning label a must on this stuff !!!!

Anonymous said...

i just keep a diaper on got tired of running to the bathroom lol . just the clean up is a little messy but it work :)

Karla said...

I just drank 3 full cups being that I haven't used the bathroom in a week. I ran upstairs from the park with my kids and feel like I emptied out 10 times what i drank. Never again. But at least im not constipated anymore lol

Unknown said...

Noises in stomach sounds like a jungle...Drank 2 cups & WOW, cleaned out plus a bunch...4 oz max I recomend, to anyone...

Unknown said...

2018 July, drank the whole big walmart bottle, because i liked the taste, it was almost a 2 litre bottle, i am sitting on the toilet for 2 hours now and watching educational videos as it burns down there, i cannot get away from it, if there is anybody on the world wide web, that can help me climb of the bathroom, and make this thing stop, please help me, i am in great pain down there and my legs are numb, is there a way to stop this???

Unknown said...

You tube video, someone recommended a glass of prune juice to clean out..
so I bought a bottle , chilled at and now, just before bed, I wondered f I drank too much i drank 8 oz, so I googled it,,,
now I am afraid to fall asleep
no rumblings yet, but its only been 30min

Scared in Scottsdale

Unknown said...

Drank Dbout a pint a few hours ago and can't stop crapping. Never realised the consequences. Didn't quite make it to the bog and it went everywhere. Scared to go to bed incase I shit it

Anonymous said...

August 2018, overseas on holiday and have been backed up for a few days. Thought I'd down some prune juice to help the situation out.. well that it did but now instead of a sore gut I've got a sore ring piece. I've already managed to block one of the hotels guest toilets from excessive wiping of dribble. The worst part is I'm catching a long haul flight in a few hours. Heres hoping for a steady flight as I don't do too well with motion sickness and with a grumbly bowel, it'll be a double ended fountain in the pokey airplane cubicle.

Unknown said...

I wish I would have read this first. It's been in the triple digits hot & I was super thirsty. I just drank a 64 oz.bottle of prune juice. Almost straight down. Looks like im doing a colon cleanse. Yikes.

The Thin Man said...

So my stomach has been backed up for a few days and I drank Prune juice a couple of times, but this last time I drank the whole 32 oz. bottle in about 5 minutes. I went to bed, felt the need to go to the throne and liquified out like a fountain going down.

But here's the real worry, it's a bloodbath! It's bright red and it's quite a lot. It could have something to do with having a distended anus. Something I only found about recently. Apparently if you crap too hard instead of coming back for the 2nd act of the play, you can push your insides out a bit. This can make wiping something to be more careful about since you can scrape your insides (now outside) to bleed! That part goes back in after though and some people get surgery to fix it. Wish I could afford $urgery.

So, I feel better from the chocolate fountain but I'm worried about the blood loss. It is in the 90's right now outside and I do lift a lot at work, maybe these are factors. Just wanted to post my experience in case it helps others.

Anonymous said...

I googled this because I drank a 48 oz bottle and my stomach is singing. yeah, it worked but now my stomach is still at it. when I saw this post of everyone's comments I laughed so hard I had to run. I am not the only one that didn't look up how much I should drink. the label should read warning buy adult diapers.

Anonymous said...

2018. Soo, incase anyone was curious, it tastes the same coming out as it does going in. Curiosity got the better of me. (Drank half of the big walmart bottles)

Anonymous said...

September 2018, 17 weeks pregnant hadn’t had a bowel movement in at least 6 days idk lost track. Tried natural laxative tablets that didn’t work, tried high fibre foods and lots of water that didn’t work..tried coffee and nope...drank 1 cup of prune juice waited 30 mins nothing..drank a second cup after dinner waited another 30 mins and nothing..drank a 3rd cup (tall glasses) nothing happened but I started to feel sick because i mean that’s an acquired taste...so I stopped.
3 1/2 hours later....

THAT S**T REALLY WORKS...fml

At least I’m no longer constipated....scared to go to bed after reading these comments! Hahahaha

Anonymous said...

Currently writing this between toilet visits, drank about half a litre 2 hours ago, Jesus Christ did it work! Anyone know how long I can expect this to last??

Unknown said...

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Anonymous said...

Lol I’m using prune juice to detox ���� it’s hilarious when you don’t know it you have to do number two or pass gas ���� DONT do drugs ����

Unknown said...

First time i drank a 64 oz bottle i had been backed up for about a week and a half....i went to bathroom 5 times.....second time i drank half. And just made my belly hurt. So i had to go back next day drank quarter. And the next day a quarter. Then finally went to batjroom....this time drank about 23 oz. Laid down for about 2 and anhalf hours. Had the urge to go....luckly i was seriously dried up ...lets call it a cork...it came out. Then everyone knows the rest...was ther for aboutb30 mins....however after you drink it a few different times. Its not as bad as the first time...supose its like anhthing your tolerance builds up to it. Also drink water. It will help settle your tummies... see ya next trip with the.purple people eatter

Unknown said...

I took 2 glasses of PJ yesterday.. as I am constripated and I want to let it go before an 18hour travel.. then it happened. First came out before I leave the house..I went like 2 times.. then my whole 16hour sea and land travel..I had a rumbling tummy. afraid to pass out gas, thinking a liquified fountain will come out too.. My tummy hurts till now.. still have watery stool..it's almost like clear water now actually. Please.. let me know when will this stop.

Anonymous said...

Well...been plugged up going on 2 weeks now. I've tried numerous things to go...today I had about 6oz. of water with a double serving of metamucil...nothing. So I drink another 4oz. of water & metamucil about 5 PM. It's now 10:40 and my guy was tired of seeing me in pain. He went & got me a 64oz bottle of pj & I downed about 20oz 5 minutes ago. I had a 3rd glass in front of me when I decided I better check the consequences...needless to say...I poured it back into the jug. The rumble of my bottom has gotten a little warmer...please pray for me...I'm scared�� I'll get back with y'all later when the sh*t hits the fan.

Anonymous said...

Another victim here! I have regular bowel movements everyday, as I am pretty slim for a guy and have a pretty fast metabolism. But today I was feeling bloated and I didn't have a bowel movement around the time I usually would go. I knew something was up. As I kept eating and eating throughout the day and no bowel movement I knew for a fact I was constipated. So I brought some Prune Juice and dranked about 8oz to see what would happen. And what happened? Not even 10 minutes went by and I was able to successful have a bowel movement with a normal stool. I thought great! Easy peezy, problem solved. But dub duh duh.....10 minutes later....the toilet was calling my name again....and thought okay great maybe my body is just making up for not having a stool all day. And then....i was hit with a explosive case of watery stool. I thought the nightmare was over....but then not even 2 minutes....an explosion. Then 10 minutes later....another explosion.....its wayy passed my bed time and im pretty much trapped in my bathroom. Hopefully this will end soon cause im tired af

Anonymous said...

Had some PJ, luckily not too much, but after rumbling stomach for an hour, had watery stool. I had haven't laughed so hard in a long time, reading some of these comments. I was thinking about a PJ cleanse, not anymore.

Anonymous said...

Drank two 5.5 oz cans last night and another two 5.5 oz cans today (few hours apart). I went but I was expecting more from reading all these comments.

Anonymous said...

Well, I had no idea what I was getting myself into. Three days into suffering through a thrombosed hemorrhoid, I drank 24oz of prune juice. It's one thing to suffer through this, but adding a thrombosed hemorrhoid into the mix is pure hell. I've never imagined a human can survive this much pain and agony.

Anonymous said...

Just drank bout 3 cups, God help my soul!

Unknown said...

I just drank 15 oz on accident. I felt a poop coming so I went and a torrent of wetness shot out for about 3 minutes non-stop. So I wiped but felt another one coming on and it did for another 3 minutes. This has never happened to me ever. So I'm here trying to figure out what I ate today to make this happen and I figured it out. Prune Juice. God I wish I found this blog before I drank half a bottle (900ml bottle). As I type this my stomach is making the loudest sounds of grumble. Man, do not do this to yourself, especially if you just want something to drink and aren't constipated or anything like that.

Tawn said...

SWEET BABY JESUS!! I was constipated and my boyfriend said prune juice works for that and he said drink as much as ypu can and well he got a 48fl of (1qt) and i jugged more then half of it .. I been on the shorter sense 4:00 and it's 6:18 I got up once but ran to the toilet no point to get off the dam thing cause its just a coming out like a dam WATER HOSE ON HIGJ PRESSURE... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MY LEGS ARE NUMB ..WARNING DONT OVER DRINJ IT

Tawn said...

Chugged, Shitter, drink ..holy hell sorry for the grammar

Cathy said...

Here we are in 2019. I knew the consequnces that come from drinking to much prune juice. I drank a big glass about a year ago and OMG... it worked.

I decided though that I certainly wasn't drinking this stuff recreationally, and bought little tiny cans in case the need ever arised.

I went yesterday, but due to an infection, I was having trouble today and my legs get really antsy and keep me awake if there's anything in my tummy that wants out. If I have to pee, poo, or even when I was pregnant.

So I crack open a can, I drink about 1/4th of the can.. and here we are at nearly 8am. I haven't slept, everytime I feel gassy I take off running for the porcelin throne.

Good GOD, Jesus Lord up aboe, that stuff is powerful.

Anonymous said...

I had constipation for a few days while travelling so I drank about half a cup at 7:50, and another half a cup an hour afterward. It is now 9:45 PM and I think my battle has finally started dying down. For those who are going to drink prune juice, for the love of God please only drink 4 oz. For those who have already drank too much, use pepto bismol, drink lots of water and eat recommended food for diarrhea. I can't say whether or not it's truly effective, but it's probably better than doing nothing.

Anonymous said...

Stopping by the grocery to grab some water before the gym. It’s 9a on a Saturday. Seen cherry juice and grabbed it.

Downed it and thought that taste disgusting. Seen prune juice. What ever? Off to the gym to play hoops.

Holly mother of Jesus. Flew into a Taco Bell and ran to the men’s room and it was being used. I pulled open the door and ripped the guy off the toilet and WW3 started.

I could not care less about bare backing a public toilet during my display.

The kicker was no toilet paper. I had to call the store to bring in some TP.

Use with caution

Unknown said...

Omg!!! I just found oit drinking to mich prune juice can fuck you up i drank 2 n half large cups im diarrhea very loud sounds in my stomach lord jesus this horrible mever ahain drink that much

Unknown said...

Love everyone's comments here. Iv been cracked up reading them all. Well iv just done the same thing. I have only ever had prune Juice once in my life when I was very little. Any way I thought I'd purchase some in tesco. £2.75 quite pricey I reckon, But I didn't buy it for constipation it just looked good haha Anyway I had a small glass. I wasn't expecting much to happen. But it definitely did my belly is going crazy right now. Have been to the loo twice so far and it was only about half hour since I drank it. This stuff works for sure. I'm too scared to drink the rest of the carton. So free to collector ���� December 2019

Anonymous said...

Crazy this post dates back to 2006 and we are still commenting hahaha

Cam said...

Same here, didn't know it actually worked!. Chugged a litre of the delicious nectar yesterday afternoon and promptly shat my entire body out of my rectum and have been gurgling on an industrial scale since. Might do it again to be honest, completely hilarious experience

Anonymous said...

Drank 32OZ of prune juice for constipation. I wish someone had told me not to drink so much all at once. Now there is the sound of Thunder in my belly. I have to run to the bathroom lighting quick. I am sleeping on the couch tonight not next to wifey because I am fearing the consequences. Never again!

Unknown said...

I drank an very huge amount of Prune Juice and I'm passing an excessive amount of gas and have extremely bad stomach cramps and bowel movements. I will never drink that crap ever again

Anonymous said...

April 2020 - worldwide quarantine. I am bored at home, stoned, watching tv. I am thirsty and I remember there is a bottle of juice in the fridge. I drank like 8 small cups and now here I am 2 hours later, nearly 3am, having to run to the bathroom. I am afraid I won't be getting any sleep tonight.

Anonymous said...

April 2020 I drank 2 little cans of prune juice! I pooped 1 and have been getting up to pee every 5min and my stomach is bloated. Can’t sleep!

Nicole said...

Lol

Nicole said...

Lol. Thank God only drank a juice cup

Nicole said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

Drank 2 cups of this stuff after being constipated for a week. After reading the comments I'm TERRIFIED to go to the toilet !!!!

Unknown said...

It defo works had 1 large glass this morning bout 11am an 9.30 pm shit shitting away arse feels like been hit with a cricket bat defo works though will say that

Anonymous said...

Drank 2 cups of prune juice and after one hour I literally shot 10 buckets of chocolate shake. After 3 hours the pooping stopped but my stomach is consistently making CRAZY SOUNDS.

Unknown said...

forever LMFAO

Anonymous said...

I once drank 2 litres of prune juice 2 clean out my bowls, like i did often after a cheat weekend on junk food. I expected 2 live on the toilet, 1 hour went by, 2 hours, a day, 2 days. Nothing happened, It's like my stomach built up an immunity to the prune express.

Anonymous said...

At least I can laugh at everyone else who did the same thing. I drank about 20 oz over the course of an hour for constipation. I have been on the toilet for 2 hours reading these comments. I have been hesitant to take pepto bismol and have just been drinking water to avoid dehydration. The explosion is slowing down. I wish I had a funny comment but I'm too tired. I'm guessing I may get to bed by 5am.. 30 more min.