A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a long, painful
tirade,listing every problem they had ever had. She went on and on and
on about neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling
unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had
endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, the therapist got up, walked around the desk, asked the wife
to stand, and then embraced and kissed her passionately.
The woman quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife
needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

The husband thought for a moment and replied,.. "Well, I can drop her
off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I golf.


Submitted by K.C.

Jokes of the Day

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers .

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?! The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack .

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile! :)


Thanks to Jerri Rhee for sharing.

Hacienda Heights Trail

Sarah at the Hacienda Heights Trail

Sarah at her coworker's wedding

Sarah's coworker's wedding

ATV Madness

Here's a short clip of me riding on my ATV in Pismo Beach.

Lugeboarding Los Angeles

I'm at it again on my lugeboard going down the 6th Street offramp in Downtown Los Angeles. It's not the fastest or most exciting video, because I was carrying a bunch of stuff in one hand and holding the camera in the other. Plus, I'm a little bit rusty since I didn't longboard in a long time.

Chris Choi, D.D.S. trying to act gangsta with his NY cap on. Unfortunately, he doesn't quite manage to pull it off with his bunny fingers sign, and his smile seems to be upside down.

DarthDavid Kit posing in his new outfit in Second Life. Do you know how many buffalo wings he had to eat to get that costume? Anyhow, he plans on continuing more of his hijinks whenever he can, because he's an attention whore.

Here's a picture of DarthDavid Kit in a stripped down version of his Darth Vader outfit. My computer's slow so it takes awhile for some of the people and environments to fully rez, hence the gray people in the background. The game looks a lot better when you play the game than in this picture. It's fun to create crazy costumes and act funny online. DarthDavid loves telling jokes and makes a ton of new friends all the time. He loves the club scene and exploring new places in Second Life as well. He enjoys being the life of the party and giving virtual gifts to others.

Hey guys, why don't you join him and have some fun? Who knows, you might come up with a good business opportunity and make millions of dollars too. Even mainstream companies are starting to advertise and sell stuff in SL as well.

Second Life Millionaire

Originally, I started to play Second Life after hearing about how one woman became a millionaire playing that game. Ailin Graef, or her avatar's name, Anshe Chung, was the first person to become a real life millionaire after playing that game. She became rich by buying and selling virtual real estate and running other virtual businesses. Now, she employs a bunch of Chinese workers to run her virtual business online. I need to start thinking about what types of businesses I could set up so that I could strike it rich too. Anybody have any good ideas for me?

This article was on the first page of Msn.com.

Remember, you can see me online. My avatar's name is DarthDavid Kit.

Korean Dramas are Becoming World Famous

Check out this short article about Korean dramas. It was listed on Yahoo's front page. Korean dramas are becoming popular with people all over the world. So, it's not just my wife who is into them.

The Simpsons

Check out this hilarious episode of The Simpsons:

The Father, The Son, and The Holy Guest Star, Season 16, Episode 21.

Bart and Homer are caught in the middle of a battle between xtians vs. catolicos.

Classic.

It's a delightful parody about religious intolerance.

If you want to see more, let me know and I'll try to post up more links to The Simpsons and other great shows.

Sunset in Carmel

Carmel during sunset

My wife during sunset in Carmel

Sarah during sunset

My wife at Pebble Beach

Carmel is so affluent and so pulchritudinous