Thursday, March 08, 2007

Divorce Joke of the Day

Thanks to Kelly Chang, Esq., Family Law Attorney, for this joke submission.


A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.

While they were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for
$5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."


The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home .


The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife
home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend
only $150?"


The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here ,and three
days later, he rose from the dead."


He continued: "I just can't take that chance...

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