Sperm Whales

Two sperm whales, Moby, a male and Kalina, a female, were swimming
side by side in the ocean. Suddenly, the male whale spots a
ship in the distance. He recognizes it as the whaling ship
that killed his father. Filled with anger, he says to his
female companion, "That's the ship that killed my father!
Let's swim closer!"

When they were close enough, the male said, "Why don't
we swim under the ship and blow air through our blow holes
and break the ship into a million pieces? That will be
sweet revenge." And the female agreed to this.

So they each took a deep breath of air, swam under the
ship, and blew enormous amounts of air under the ship. The
ship flew into the air and crashed back to the sea and
broke into a million pieces. The pair of whales started to
swim off when they realized that the sailors were not dead,
but floating clinging to pieces of wood in the ocean.
The male whale was furious and said to the female
whale, "They're still alive, but I've got another idea.
Let's swim around and gulp up all the sailors!"

That's when the female stopped swimming, looked at the
male and said, "Oh no... I agreed to the blow job, but I'm
not swallowing any seamen."