Friday, December 28, 2007

3 Spoon Delight


I had dinner with Chris and Josh last night, and things haven't changed much in 16 years. We had Chinese food, and Chris still eats like a bird. Girls would love to have a "small gas tank stomach" like him. He gets real hungry all of the time, but only needs to eat a few bites before he complains that he's so full.

I'm sad to hear that Josh is moving yet again back to Las Vegas. I'm betting that he'll be back in a couple of years.

After dinner, we went to Josh's favorite place for dessert at Nicole's Cafe at Ktown Plaza. We ordered our usual dessert that we've been ordering for many years, Pot Bing Su. It's a Korean dessert that has red beans over shaved ice, fruit, and ice cream. The barrista automatically knew to give us 3 spoons. Even though we love it, we sit in the corner so nobody can see us sharing the dessert together. I guess we don't want people to think we're gay. We've been doing this since college. Some things just don't change.

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

More Ghetto Skiing

More skiless skiing.

Sledless Snowsledding

Here's a quick clip of Mikey sledding by the seat of his pants. If we used the snowsled I bought, then he would probably be flying down...right over the rocks.

Ghetto Skiing

Yeah, that's right! You don't need a pair of skis to ski. You just a need a pair of low grip sneakers in icy snow. I did much better when I wasn't on camera. I always mess up and fall when I'm being taped.

Snow Day





We tried to go snow sledding, but there wasn't enough snow. We still had fun playing around in the snow. We had to drive up to 7000 feet in order to see some snow. Most of the snow melted after a week. This was Mikey's first time seeing the snow.

Then, we went to my parents' house to have an xmas bbq. Sae Woon and Christine cooked the New York steaks. Nothing like a good bbq steak for xmas.

Sunday School Kids Wish You Happy Holidays


Here are some of my second grade sunday school kids this year. I couldn't get all of them to stand still for one second to pose for a picture in front of the holiday tree.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Church Cocktail Party




Laura Kim hamming it up with everyone, including Reverend Park, while having cocktails at the Sunday School teacher's cocktail party. Don't worry they're virgin cocktails.

Butt Dust

Don't you hate it when you're trying to do #2 and there's all this nasty butt dust on the toilet? I don't know what it is about men's restrooms, but they're totally disgusting. I hope the women's restrooms aren't that gross. Instead of using the urinals to pee, some guys pee all over the toilet and floors. I have to clean it up before I use it. On the toilet seats, I see butt dust, poop in the toilets, poop flakes on the seats, and nasty curly pubic fries. Some guys read newspapers in the bathroom even though prolonged sitting on the toilet can cause hemorrhoids. Some people must be clipping their nails in there too. Others must be pulling out their pubic hairs one by one, because there are so many on the floor. Then they flush the toilets with their shoes. Now, I have to touch the toilet flush after they touched it with their dirty shoes.

I'm not saying I am perfect and poo golden eggs, but at least I try not to make a mess after I do my duty. I need total peace and quiet to do my thing. I can't relax if all these guys keep walking in and out of the restroom and talk to each other and talk on the cell phone while pooping. So please by silent and please clean up after yourselves!

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Davemas 2007


Dang, it's Davemas already. 2007 was generally a good year for me. There were some stressful times, but I did have a lot of fun this year. Much like last year, I will celebrate another quiet night at home since Sarah comes home a little before 10:00 p.m. from work.

Some people celebrate xmas. Others celebrate hanakkah or chanakkah. And others celebrate kwanzaa. A very small percentage celebrate Festivus. In my household, we celebrate Davemas. As I said last year, unlike that commercialized holiday of xmas, Davemas is a time when we celebrate by truly loving others and living life to the fullest...along with having our cake and eating it too!

Oh, and another reason why I choose to celebrate Davemas is that I always get jipped when it comes to presents. Instead of getting separate xmas and bday gifts, I only get one.

Monday, December 17, 2007

Audi Driving Experience











I had a great time racing Audis on the track at the California Speedway in Fontana.

I got to Fontana early, but Google Maps gave me the wrong directions. It told me to make a right on a street that wasn't there or had its name changed. I finally arrived at the track, but the registration process seemed longer than other car shows. My friend, Josh, was going to go too, but he didn't want to take the risk of not getting in since he was wait-listed. Unlike at other cars I've been to, Audi seemed to be strict about registering. Otherwise, I don't think you could get in. Some people who were wait listed were put on the wait list for another time slot. That's why you have to register for the earliest time slot and get there real early.

I drove the S3, S4, A6, S5, A6, A8, Q7, and got to sit in the R8.

We were given a 30 minute classroom style lecture mixed in with some marketing speech about Audi's Quattro technology. The instructor talked about the Quattro All Wheel Drive technology and how Audi has achieved great success in racing with it. Audi was the first car manufacturer to put AWD in its production cars and race cars. They have won so many races that Audi was later banned from some races. He discussed front wheel drive, rear wheel drive, and all wheel drive handling characteristics. He explained weight transfer and its effects on handlig.

Then, we were split into 3 groups of about 7-9 people each. We went through an high speed accident avoidance course, which was a very quick lane change without braking. Next, we went into a course that helped us avoid accidents while heaving braking with ABS. Then, we went on a short autocross course.

Finally, we put on our balaclavas and helmets on to "race" around the track at the California Speedway. I chose the brand new 6 speed manual S5. It has a beautiful interior and can challenge the M3 coupe. We followed the instructor who drove the RS4. We followed closely behind each other on the twisty track, but I wish we could have gone faster. I wanted to pass, but I didn't want to get yelled at for putting other newbies at risk.

There were some light refreshments and drinks.

They made us do a short exit survey on an Apple iPod.

The great thing about this show was that there was no waiting in lines at all like in other test drive car shows. That was due to the fact that there were strict about only allowing people who pre-registered.

The beautiful S5 is fast and handles really well. You can adjust the engine, steering and suspension from its MMi on board screen, which is like BMW's iDrive system. There are 27 different settings you can make by adjusting from comfort to auto to dynamic.

The S5 doesn't have a handbrake, but has a one button switch. I'm not sure if you can use it if you want to drift.

I think Audi's have the best interiors. It also has an awesome Bang & Olufsen sound system. The S5 has a lane assist feature where a small camera reads the lines from the lanes and sends the info to its computer system. It warns you if you veer off the lane if you don't signal.

Unfortunately, I didn't get to drive the R8 supercar. That car is so fast and the engine melody is better than anything you can hear from its stereo. It has no body roll when it tracks the corners.

I was so good during instruction that I didn't get to drive as much. I only got about 2 turns each at each course. Other people who weren't as good and who kept messing up went again and again to improve.

Each car show I go to, I get impressed with their cars. Audi seems to be really cool. The only thing is that it's not as reliable as Japanese cars generally.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Office Holiday Party



We had our office holiday party at Busby's in Santa Monica. There was a ton of people there. All the cool people showed up.

Here's a picture of me with Nicole, Holland, and Jessica

Timur and his lovely wife, Melissa, grace us with their presence

Timur, Jeff, and Mike D pretending to be sober


A cute couple, Hadi and Mimi

Marky Mark in his party shirt

Timur and Brian discussing the joys of law

Doug and Burt having a drinking contest

Astro Boy saving the world one drink at a time

Hadi's girlfriend, Mimi.


Pool Shark