Check out the seats attached to the suicide swingout doors

Extremely Phat Benz

Al and Ed's Stereo Extreme Rides. Mercedes Extreme R Class with doors that swing suicide style and seats attached to the doors

Toyota Celebrity/Pro Scion tC race cars

Drift King

Drifters

Expo center. There was a lot to see at the Long Beach Grand Prix, including a car show, games, bmx and skateboard half-pipe demo, tons of booths, go-kart racing, and much more.

Drift cars

Long Beach Performing Arts Center

Riddle me this

Watch out for that bat! Oh! Too late!

Cameron Diaz, what do you use to style your hair?

Centaur with a horse's head

Now, Pope Jean Paul II can see you from the afterlife.

Japanese Bathroom Prank

Oh, those wacky Japanese are at it again! A lot of pervs there! You'll never see shows like this in the U.S. Too many lawsuits. . .

Happy Zombie jesus Day!

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Irish Daughter

An Irish daughter had not been home for over five years.
Upon her return, her father cursed her.

Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute..."

"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."

"OK, Dad -- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million."
"For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club... (takes a breath)... and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and..."

"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.

The girl crying again said, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff.

"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old man a hug."

I got my Masters in Blogging degree from Harvard Institute of Research and Science and University of Technology Eductation (H.I.R.S.U.T.E.). I plan on getting my Ph.D. too.

Halo 2 pwns!!!

I guess this school is tired of rampant overcrowding of kids.