I biked up to the top of the radio towers above the "Hollywood" sign. You're not supposed to bike up there, because all the stupid horse riders complain. Those damn horses do more damage to the trails than mountain bikes do. The whole trail is filled with horse $hit. It's impossible not to step on it or bike over it. Instead of dirt, the trail is made of horse crap. That's how bad the hiking trails are up there. We need to band together to prevent horses on our beautiful trails. Otherwise, you'll probably be stepping on crap your entire hike.

I don't think you need to buy a vowel to solve this one.

Chocolate easter jesus

Some Catholics are protesting an exhibit of an artist's chocolate statue of jesus. I think it's a sweet tribute to god.

Read the cnn.com article here.

It makes more sense than the easter bunny, which is a symbol of the pagan goddess, Eostre. Besides, didn't jesus command to eat bread, which is a symbol of his flesh. Eat it in remembrance of him.

Luke 22:19

Engrish

Check out this funny site about Engrish mistakes. Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?

Well, I guess it works the other way too. People from other countries laugh at Americans for trying to speak their language.

Did you know that the name "George" sounds like "joji" ("boji") or vagina in Korean? Well, now you do, because that's what it sounds like to me.

And what about those white girls that have Japanese characters for tattoos on their bodies? Don't those dumb girls realize that in Japanese they mean "slut"

Flatulence Underwear

No, this is not an early April Fool's Joke. They really do sell special underwear for people with bad flatulence. They look funny. They're definitely not sexy looking.

Jesus--Final Fantasy VII style. It's funny if you've played FF VII on the Sony Playstation before. Da Vinci would have laughed. He was always putting hidden meanings in his artwork, so he probably would have liked this parody too. Jesus' Last Supper jokes--right in time for Easter. Or should I say Eostre for the pagan holiday celebrating the goddess of spring and life? Click on the pictures to see the gif animations. For some reason they're not loading on this page properly.

This is what Microsoft does to your files. Click on the picture to see it animated.

Global Warming Signs

Ronald reclaims his throne as King of Burgers.

Bloons

Try playing this lil' fun game of popping balloons with darts. It's harder than you think. Each level introduces new items and challenges. Can you complete all 50 levels? Report your scores in my Comments section.

Real life Dukes of Hazzard and The General Lee

Boss Hogg driving the General Lee

Old Daisy Duke driving the General Lee

Lamborghini Miura

A classic

Josh inspecting the engine

Ferrari

Classic Ferrari racecar

Ferrari 328

Morgan wearing a belt