Cartoon 2
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
These 5 cartoon pictures are collectively entitled "When Name Calling Isn't Swearing". I think they're pretty clever. Thanks A.M. for submitting them. I'm so bogged down with tons of crap that I haven't had time to post them until now. You guys know how it may take months for me to get around to posting pictures. I posted up my wedding pictures over half a year later, remember? Some of my old friends know that I'm a major procrastinator. I'm still very anal retentive. I keep a to do list that is dozens of pages long. Instead of checking off stuff on my list, my list grows a couple pages a day. I get around to doing those things. . .eventually. It may take days, months, even years, but I usually do them. . .usually.
Monday, December 05, 2005
These next 10 pictures (or previous 9 on my blog) are from my cousin Jun Ho's camera. I got a bunch of pictures from him when he and Kyung Ha came over for Christine's wedding. I took my cousins out to Ktown, Beverly Hills, Santa Monica, and back to Ktown for dinner before Christine's Wedding. I have too many pictures to upload so it may take awhile. I may get lazy and just burn all the pictures to a CD instead. Anyway, I'll try to do my best to update my blog often. This is a picture of me driving my 240 hp Accord. You don't want to race me. Everyone knows I'm a maniac behind the wheel.
Monday, November 28, 2005
Thanksgiving Weekend
This Thanksgiving, Sarah and I had two Thanksgivings. On Wednesday night, we went to my parents' house for Thanksgiving dinner part I. The newlyweds, Christine and Sae Woon, were there also. Then, on Thursday night, we went to Sarah's parents' house for Thanksgiving dinner part II.
On Black Friday, Sarah and I went to Fry's Electronics at 6:00 am. Boy was that a mistake! There were thousands of people there. I didn't know it was going to be that crowded. I wish we just slept in. There were so many cars that were in line just trying to get in to the parking lot. We couldn't find a parking spot until we parked about a mile away on the other side of the freeway. Once we got in the store, there were tons of people in all these lines. We wanted to buy an external hard-drive and in all-in-one printer, but all the good deals were gone. We didn't want to buy items at regular price and wait in a three-hour line so we just left. The check-out line wrapped all the way around to the back of the store! Dang it!
Then, we went to Target. There wasn't a big line at all at Target because there weren't any good deals there. We also went to Bed, Bath, & Beyond and Office Depot. There weren't any good deals at all or the good ones were all sold out. I'm never going to go shopping on Black Friday ever again. It's totally not worth it. I never want to go shopping period. I'll probably have to go since Sarah will coerce me to go or drag me along.
Saturday, Sarah and I went to Whittier Narrows park with my mom and dad. Sarah went rollerblading and I took my skateboard. Afterwards we had Galbi-Korean BBQ. Then, we went to Target and Bed, Bath & Beyond again! Yikes!
On Sunday, we went to the Grove and the Beverly Center after church.
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On Black Friday, Sarah and I went to Fry's Electronics at 6:00 am. Boy was that a mistake! There were thousands of people there. I didn't know it was going to be that crowded. I wish we just slept in. There were so many cars that were in line just trying to get in to the parking lot. We couldn't find a parking spot until we parked about a mile away on the other side of the freeway. Once we got in the store, there were tons of people in all these lines. We wanted to buy an external hard-drive and in all-in-one printer, but all the good deals were gone. We didn't want to buy items at regular price and wait in a three-hour line so we just left. The check-out line wrapped all the way around to the back of the store! Dang it!
Then, we went to Target. There wasn't a big line at all at Target because there weren't any good deals there. We also went to Bed, Bath, & Beyond and Office Depot. There weren't any good deals at all or the good ones were all sold out. I'm never going to go shopping on Black Friday ever again. It's totally not worth it. I never want to go shopping period. I'll probably have to go since Sarah will coerce me to go or drag me along.
Saturday, Sarah and I went to Whittier Narrows park with my mom and dad. Sarah went rollerblading and I took my skateboard. Afterwards we had Galbi-Korean BBQ. Then, we went to Target and Bed, Bath & Beyond again! Yikes!
On Sunday, we went to the Grove and the Beverly Center after church.
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Wednesday, November 23, 2005
Alzheimers' Test
ALZHEIMERS' TEST
Count the "F" in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS... (SEE BELOW)
HOW MANY ?
..... 3?
WRONG, THERE ARE 6 !!-- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
The reasoning behind is further down.
The brain cannot process "OF".
Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!
Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.
Three is normal, four is quite rare.
Count the "F" in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS... (SEE BELOW)
HOW MANY ?
..... 3?
WRONG, THERE ARE 6 !!-- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
The reasoning behind is further down.
The brain cannot process "OF".
Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!
Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.
Three is normal, four is quite rare.
Monday, November 21, 2005
Like, oh my gawd! This site is like totally awesome!
Click on this link below and then type in my URL, www.davidmkim.blogspot.com. This website will then translate my website into Valley Girl language. It's like totally bitchin'! I had a blast re-reading my website now that's in Valley speak. It's hilarious. You can also read all your other favorite websites by typing in the URL in the space provided. It makes internet news so much more interesting! Thanks, A.M., for your great submission.
Friday, November 18, 2005
Xbox 360
I want an Xbox 360 so bad it hurts. That's all I can think about right now. If only my wife would let me play. . .
I'm so sad.
Even at work, everyone seems to be getting one. Well, my coworkers want one so that they can get $800 for it on ebay. Instead of working, they're trying to order it online. I don't think they'll be able to order one until another shipment of Xbox 360's arrive.
Fortunately for me, my parsimonious side is at odds with my video game side. That part of me will hold me off until the price comes down a lot. I hope I can get to play Xbox 360 with my future kids.
Everyone in my family doesn't seem to realize that videogames are not the sophomoric toys that we once played in the 80's. Games are now the future of entertainment. They're going to be the way that people are going to fulfill their lives in virtual reality. Every type of adventure that people crave for will be experienced through these virtual reality games. Instead of getting injured or killed in real life, people can now experience the same thrills as though they were in the movies themselves. People want their lives to be exciting. Their real lives are boring. All they do is work and do errands, make dinner, wash dishes, and go to sleep. I don't think games are bad if they fulfill people's longing for an exciting life.
I'm so sad.
Even at work, everyone seems to be getting one. Well, my coworkers want one so that they can get $800 for it on ebay. Instead of working, they're trying to order it online. I don't think they'll be able to order one until another shipment of Xbox 360's arrive.
Fortunately for me, my parsimonious side is at odds with my video game side. That part of me will hold me off until the price comes down a lot. I hope I can get to play Xbox 360 with my future kids.
Everyone in my family doesn't seem to realize that videogames are not the sophomoric toys that we once played in the 80's. Games are now the future of entertainment. They're going to be the way that people are going to fulfill their lives in virtual reality. Every type of adventure that people crave for will be experienced through these virtual reality games. Instead of getting injured or killed in real life, people can now experience the same thrills as though they were in the movies themselves. People want their lives to be exciting. Their real lives are boring. All they do is work and do errands, make dinner, wash dishes, and go to sleep. I don't think games are bad if they fulfill people's longing for an exciting life.
Thursday, November 17, 2005
SooKyung's Wedding
SooKyung's Wedding. I went to SooKyung's wedding on Saturday, November 12, 2005. I've met her at Choong Hyun Mission Church in Glendale, CA when I was in high school. She went to UCSD also. I'm glad to see that she got married. She was very beautiful that day. Her husband is a lucky man.
The wedding was held at Choong Hyun Mission Church. The church is now in a new location. The pictures do not do her any justice. I'm sorry for the so-so pictures. My Canon S400 has a really slow shutter time and misses all the great shots. Next time I'm going to get a faster camera. Plus, I'm going to sit closer to where all the action is.
First Anniversary of My Blog
Can you believe that it's been one year already since I started my blog? Time goes by pretty fast, eh? Thanks to all my friends who have read my blog over the past year. I plan on making it better as time goes on. I've chosen a new look for my blog because I've gotten bored of the original design. I might keep changing the appearance until I find something I like.
This site is under-construction. I'm trying to renovate my website so that you will have a better viewing experience later. I'm trying to make it easier to read and more visually appealing. The links have been altered somewhat because of the template change. Please excuse the dust. Please be patient. Thanks.
What do you guys think of the new look? Should I keep it, go back to the original, or come up with a better one? Please let me know in the comments section. Come on guys, I've been begging you to comment on my blog for a whole year now. I'm getting tired of reading my own blog without any feedback. If you don't talk to me, I might start writing about more and more ridiculous junk. With your input, I can go back on the right path. Otherwise, this blog is just going to go downhill even more.
This site is under-construction. I'm trying to renovate my website so that you will have a better viewing experience later. I'm trying to make it easier to read and more visually appealing. The links have been altered somewhat because of the template change. Please excuse the dust. Please be patient. Thanks.
What do you guys think of the new look? Should I keep it, go back to the original, or come up with a better one? Please let me know in the comments section. Come on guys, I've been begging you to comment on my blog for a whole year now. I'm getting tired of reading my own blog without any feedback. If you don't talk to me, I might start writing about more and more ridiculous junk. With your input, I can go back on the right path. Otherwise, this blog is just going to go downhill even more.
Groaners
Prepare to groan.....
1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony
wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
3. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you,
but don't start anything."
4. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
5. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve
food in here."
6. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
7. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A
beer please, and one for the road."
8. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this
taste funny to you?"
9.. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'" "That
sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" Doc says "It's Not
Unusual."
10. Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly,
"I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said
Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.
11. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to
look at either.
12. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed,
is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a
look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his
teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "Why!?
Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy."
13. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't
find any.
14. I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too
high."
15 . I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
16 . What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
17 . Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony
wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
3. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you,
but don't start anything."
4. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
5. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve
food in here."
6. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
7. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A
beer please, and one for the road."
8. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this
taste funny to you?"
9.. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'" "That
sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" Doc says "It's Not
Unusual."
10. Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly,
"I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said
Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.
11. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to
look at either.
12. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed,
is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a
look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his
teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "Why!?
Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy."
13. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't
find any.
14. I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too
high."
15 . I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
16 . What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
17 . Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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