Triumph the Weatherdog in Hawaii

Check out another funny videoclip from Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. He's filling in for a weatherman in Hawaii. I think he does a great job.




Check out my site often for great jokes, links to funny videos, and funny pics. I do all the searching for you so you won't have to. This way you don't have to risk getting viruses from sucky websites.

Let me know what types of stuff you want to see and I'll try to post it here.

Wacko for Jacko

As you guys know, Michael Jackson was acquitted on all counts of the child molestation trial. Celebrities seem to be getting off with all sorts of stuff these days.

Here's another clip of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog bashing on MJ and his fans outside the courthouse a couple of weeks ago. I love that dog!

Click on the title of this post or the link below to see the funny video clip.

http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/31636/

Jackass in Amsterdam

Check out this insane interview of Steve-O from MTV's Jackass and Wild Boyz on in Amsterdam tv show. Dang! You can do anything on tv over there!



Click on the Title of this post or click on this link below:

http://www.sacredcow.com/media/source/other_artists/tom_rhodes/rhodes_steveo.wmv


I'd like to go to Amsterdam someday. They don't believe in censorship over there. I hate censorship too!

Sorry for not posting too much lately. I've been working every single day. I've been working some pretty long hours so, I'm kinda tired. I love the job I have right now though. I'll try to post more stuff soon for your guys. You're my people and I love y'all.

Wild Boys-Zebra Costume

I've been busy working until very late this week. I'm working 7 days a week now.

Here's a pretty funny videoclip from MTV's Wild Boys. These 2 clowns dress up in a zebra costume and run aroundwith zebras in Africa. Since they're not as fast real zebras, they get attacked by lions.

Click on the title of this post to watch. Here's the link:

http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/27305/

Sarah and her church kids. These guys couldn't stand still to pose for a picture at all. 

Kids these days. . . 

Here's a picture of my church kids at Berendo Street Baptist Church (BSBC) in Ktown. They're a fun group of kids. Sarah and I teach 2nd graders. I brought in some kids from 4th grade that I was subbing for. They're a riot. 

Store Wars

This is another great Star Wars spoof. This time it stars Ham Solo, Princess Lettuce, and Cuke (Cucumber) Skywalker. Our grocery store heros try to save organic foods from the dark side of pesticides and genetically altered foods.

Click on the link or the Title of this Post.


http://www.storewars.org/flash/

May the "Farm" be with you.

Darth Vader Tries to Guess What You're Thinking

Click on this link or the Title of this Post to see a hilarious Flash presentation of Darth Vader trying to guess what you're thinking of.

http://www.funpic.hu/funblog.click.php?id=760&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sithsense.com&en=1

Darth Vader can read my mind every time. It's amazing.

Sometime, if the link doesn't work right (i.e., if you hear Darth Vader but the screen is blank), then click the back button. That has worked for me. Let me know if you have any problems viewing it. You've gotta see it to believe it!

Darth Benedict XVI

Darth Benedict XVI, originally uploaded by David Kim.

Some people compare the new Pope to the Dark Side. I really don't know much about papism, so I can't say. I just posted it because of the Star Wars spoof.

Click on the picture, name of the pic, or my name below the pic to see other pictures on my flickr.com account.

Watersplash

Watersplash, originally uploaded by David Kim.

This is a good prank to pull off. Click on this picture to see other funny pictures on flickr.com. You can also click on the title or my name below the pic.

Seeing God

Seeing God, originally uploaded by David Kim.

If you've always wanted to see God, try this. It really works well. I'm still seeing God as I type this up.

I've got a few more illusions on my first flickr.com account. You can access them by clicking on this picture or the title of the picture below or my name below. It's organized under the funny pictures set. Flickr won't let me have more than 3 sets. What a jip!

Rules to Live By

Rules to Live By (Submitted by A. M.)

I try to live by these rules all the time.

Sometimes we need to remember WHAT the Rules of life really are.

1. Never give yourself a haircut after three alcoholic beverages of any kind.

2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape.?If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.

3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are "I apologize" and "You are right".

4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. (Whatever the hell that means. It sounds like a sage saying though.)



6. The only really good advice that your mother ever gave you was: "Go! You might meet somebody!"

7. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her believe them.

8. Learn to pick your battles. Ask yourself, Will this matter one year from now? How about one month??One week??One day! ?

9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.

10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!

11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.

12. Work is good, but it's not that important.

13. And finally, be really nice to your friends and family. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.

Here are some of my own rules:

14. Be nice to waiters. I always treat them kindly. Some people don't. Those waiters can spit in your food or do other nasty stuff to it.

15. Get the hell out of the fastlane if you're in my way.

16. Don't honk your horn at me. I get roadrage.

17. Don't sweat the small stuff. And everything's small stuff.

I've got some more, but I can't think of them right now. I always follow rule #12. Let me know if you have any other good rules to live by.

Also, submit other stuff to me that you want to share. I'll post them up if it meets my approval. Don't worry. I'm not that picky.

May the Force be with you, G.



I've decided to put a whole bunch of animated smileys just for fun. I think it brings more life and action to my site. I am planning on posting audio files once I get it working. Computers are a love/hate thing...you love what they can do, but you hate it when they don't work.

I can't wait until I can post up videos to my site. That will be totally awesome, dude! Hopefully.

Laura Shin, Attorney at Law

I took a picture with Laura, the belle of the ball and the life of the party.

It's good seeing friends from college again. College was one of the most fun times I've had.

Chris and his homeys

Chris and his buddies, Joe and Matt, were a little camera shy that evening. Chris tries to fake a smile. Joe pretends he's asleep. Matt manages to avoid the picture completely. 

Time to Party! Or Friends Gone Wild

More pics from Laura's party. Man, Chris looks a little too happy in this pic. This picture was provided courtesy of Laura. 




As you can see, my site is a work in progress. I'm adding new junk all the time, so check back often. I'm working on making it more and more better. I'm going to try and make it funnier and more interesting. Some of my humor may be offensive to some people. To them, I say chill out. I keed, I keed. I joke with you.

Dr. Chris Choi, DDS

Chris and me at Laura's party at Meson G's. He's the best homey anyone can have. He's also The best young dentist in town. Check out his neck area in this pic, though. It looks like one major tanline. Man oh man! I keed, I keed. Try to take a little joke. 

Laura's Bar Passage Party

Here's Unkyu, Chris, Laura, and Stephanie. These are just a few of the several dozens of friends that came out to congratulate Laura on her recent bar passage. Now, she's going to be a fearsome female attorney. This took place on Saturday, May 28, 2005 at Meson G's on Melrose. I arrived at Laura's party late because I was waiting for Chris and his buddies, who wanted to arrive fashionably late. Earlier that day, I watched a double feature of Star Wars and Jet Li's movie, Unleashed, with my other buddy, Seung ("Joshik"). After the movies, I went to Chris' place and we wasted a bunch of time there. Chris spent a lot of time picking out what to wear for the party. I had to leave Laura's party early because I didn't want Sarah to wait up for me.

Star Wars Gangsta Rap Special Edition

This is one of my favorite Star Wars fan films. Star Wars Gangsta Rap S.E. is awesome and pretty funny. I like to sing the lyrics from time to time. My church kids think the song that I sang to them was "tight". It's a pretty good animated film too.

Here's the link you can cut and paste or you can click on the Title of this Post. Then, when you get to the link page, click on Watch Film on the left side. When it loads, press play. It's definitely worth the 2 min or so loading time.

http://www.atomfilms.com/af/content/gangsta_rap_se

After that, you can check out the other Star Wars fan films on atomfilms.com. There's some more Star Wars fan films on ifilm.com. If you can't get enough Star Wars like me, you'll appreciate them.



The force was weak with all the other Jedis that died off. They got killed way too easily. I thought Jedis were supposed to be tough to defeat. Apparently, the alien Jedis in Episode III sucked.

Lego Star Wars Episode III

For those of you who can't get enough Star Wars, here's a link to the Lego version of Star Wars: Revenge of the Brick:

http://www.lego.com/starwars/default.aspx

It's cute and clever. It's a little different than Episode III.