The David Kim Show

Thursday, August 23, 2007

El Rey Leon

Lion King is right. The survival rate of newborn baby animals in the wild is pretty low.

Lindsay Lohan

The reason why Lindsay Lohan is always getting in trouble with the law....

Incredible Bulk

Yeah, some of my comments may be offensive to little green men.

Wooops!

Yeah, just look at what the world is like....

Bender's My Pimp

No, I won't! Not for $20! Maybe I would for $1 Miiiilllion Dollars!

Find David Kim

There are several thousand David Kim's in the country. And half of them seem to live in Los Angeles.

Simpsons Nerd

I'm sorry Simpsons Nerd. You won't find pron 1 million times faster on my blog. Actually, it's pron free! But, viewer discretion is still advised....

My jokes do get kind of raunchy and lascivious.

Bike Safely, You Motorists!

I'm just so sick and tired of rude and reckless drivers when I'm cycling on the road. Bicyclists have the same right to be on the road as automobiles!

The Simpsons

There's a lot of lessons to be learned from the Simpson's Family. . .

Barney! You ate my Fruity Pebbles!

It's so sad that for many decades, Fred Flintstone wouldn't share his cereal with his best friend, Barney.

Purple and Blue Barney

Barney, that's so wrong! Shame on you. I apologize for this purple dinosaur.

Some historians and art critics believe that Leonardo Da Vinci painted a female version of himself in the painting Mona Lisa. Da Vinci was such a genius. He got away with so much stuff hidden in his paintings and other works from the evil church.

Could Have Been Cockroachman

Whew! Close call!

Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie is collecting more and more adopted kids from all over the world. How many do you think she'll be able to acquire?