I'm always trying to kiss Sarah. 

Sarah and I again. 

We're happy. I know I am. I feel like I'm married to Miss Korea.

Here's Sarah looking at me. 

Here's me looking at Sarah. 

Here are some wedding photos taken by Sky Photography.  

Woe is me. 

I wanna nother Super Size Big Mac Combo Meal. 

Anna Kournikova loves her tennis racket. 

Where's Big Bird? 

Horny rabbit. 

Holy Moses. Cartoon submitted by Hugh O'Mara. You can visit Hugh's site at: http://home.earthlink.net/~hugho/ Or go on google and do a search for Hugh O'Mara. My site doesn't come up on google, but it comes up on msn.com and yahoo. That's weird. 

There's something very strange about that penguin. He's gigantic. 

Redneck Plumber's truck

Sarah and her pharmacy school friends. 

Sarah and I. We got our picture taken at the Rick Thomas Magic Show last month. He autographed our picture. What a guy! 

Titanic, the Final Sequel. I feel like I'm flying. 

America's Registry

Good News, everyone. I am now listed on America's Registry of Outstanding Professionals, 2005-2006. It says that someone nominated me to be part of it. Thanks to whoever nominated me. You can check it out on americasregistry.com. I'm not sure you'll find me online, but I'm supposed to be listed on the America's Registry book at the Library of Congress. If you want to be nominated, then ask me. I'll nominate you. . .for a fee! Ah ha ha! Actually, I think they want you to pay to be a member. I don't think it's that hard to get in. I think it's like a "Who's Who" list or something. Considering the way things have been going for me. I need all the little recognition I can get.

Fat Albert and his Monster Hamburger. 

I'm feeling sick.