Friday, December 18, 2009

I Want To Be The Biggest Fattest Loser

I'm thinking about gaining 300 pounds and quickly trying to lose 310 lbs. I want to be the Biggest Loser. I want to win $300,000 or so and a lifetime supply of Subway sandwiches.

I know it's not going to be easy. I'll probably kill myself from eating so much way before I even gain that much weight. Well, it's a challenge and I love challenges. Well it depends on the challenge I guess.

I already eat a lot as everyone around me knows. I think I eat more than anyone I know. I'm constantly eating all day. I can't imagine how much more I have to eat in order to gain so much weight. Sometimes I eat 6000+ calories in one day. I guess all that biking helps me to burn off all those calories. I don't want to stop cycling so I guess I'll have to eat more. A heluva lot more!

I currently weigh about 135 lbs. The heaviest I got was 148 lbs. at one point in college. When I started running, after I got my bike stolen at the library my 3rd year in law school, I went down to 125 lbs.

Can you imagine me at 435 lbs.?

2 comments:

MetroRimJ~ said...

wy would you even want to be fat? Event he people on biggest loser are in their 300s. most of them anyway....but yeah. You can get all these weird illnesses and become a lazy lazy person...and yup. Good luck with that anyway.

Lois Grebowski said...

you crack me up