Monday, December 28, 2009

I Love American Pie

I just ate an entire 10 inch custard pie by myself in one sitting today. I think I ate about 8,000 calories overall today. I gained about 5 lbs. since the last time I posted. I'm going to need a "Wide Load" sign when I bike if I gain 300 lbs.

It's not going to be easy for me to quickly gain 300 lbs. and then lose 310 lbs. I'm not sure about my idea to become The Biggest Fattest Loser anymore. I'm going to have think of another way to become rich.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I suggest a disciplined investment plan. Compounding interest is healthier...LOL

David Kim said...

Lois, I want to become rich quickly not slowly.

Ouu said...

ok... How about Robbing a Con artist! And give 50% back to the people he conned and keep 50% as a reward for doing so?