Drift King

Drifters

Expo center. There was a lot to see at the Long Beach Grand Prix, including a car show, games, bmx and skateboard half-pipe demo, tons of booths, go-kart racing, and much more.

Drift cars

Long Beach Performing Arts Center

Riddle me this

Watch out for that bat! Oh! Too late!

Cameron Diaz, what do you use to style your hair?

Centaur with a horse's head

Now, Pope Jean Paul II can see you from the afterlife.

Japanese Bathroom Prank

Oh, those wacky Japanese are at it again! A lot of pervs there! You'll never see shows like this in the U.S. Too many lawsuits. . .

Happy Zombie jesus Day!

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Irish Daughter

An Irish daughter had not been home for over five years.
Upon her return, her father cursed her.

Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute..."

"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."

"OK, Dad -- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million."
"For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club... (takes a breath)... and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and..."

"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.

The girl crying again said, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff.

"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old man a hug."

I got my Masters in Blogging degree from Harvard Institute of Research and Science and University of Technology Eductation (H.I.R.S.U.T.E.). I plan on getting my Ph.D. too.

Halo 2 pwns!!!

I guess this school is tired of rampant overcrowding of kids.

I biked up to the top of the radio towers above the "Hollywood" sign. You're not supposed to bike up there, because all the stupid horse riders complain. Those damn horses do more damage to the trails than mountain bikes do. The whole trail is filled with horse $hit. It's impossible not to step on it or bike over it. Instead of dirt, the trail is made of horse crap. That's how bad the hiking trails are up there. We need to band together to prevent horses on our beautiful trails. Otherwise, you'll probably be stepping on crap your entire hike.

I don't think you need to buy a vowel to solve this one.

Chocolate easter jesus

Some Catholics are protesting an exhibit of an artist's chocolate statue of jesus. I think it's a sweet tribute to god.

Read the cnn.com article here.

It makes more sense than the easter bunny, which is a symbol of the pagan goddess, Eostre. Besides, didn't jesus command to eat bread, which is a symbol of his flesh. Eat it in remembrance of him.

Luke 22:19

Engrish

Check out this funny site about Engrish mistakes. Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?

Well, I guess it works the other way too. People from other countries laugh at Americans for trying to speak their language.

Did you know that the name "George" sounds like "joji" ("boji") or vagina in Korean? Well, now you do, because that's what it sounds like to me.

And what about those white girls that have Japanese characters for tattoos on their bodies? Don't those dumb girls realize that in Japanese they mean "slut"