I stole this A to Z meme from my blog friend, Abbagirl. Be sure to check out her blog. She's a fellow Kool Korean from Kansas. She's a KKK for short. Just kidding! That's bad! She's not. I'm a Krazy Korean.
You can check out her meme on her blog too. Her answers are much better than mine.
A. Attached or single? I am attached to my ball and chain, my lovely wife, Sarah. (Just kidding about the ball and chain part.) :)
B. Best friend? My other personality. . . Just kidding again! It's my wife, Sarah.
C. Cake or pie? Can't I have my pie and eat my cake too? This is a lame pun on the old saying, "You can have your cake and eat it too." . . . Whatever the hell that means.
"She's my cherry pie...tastes so good, makes a grown man cry."
D. Day of choice? I would like to create an eighth day, because there aren't enough days in a week. I'm not sure that would solve the problem of how busy people are these days.
E. Essential item? Only one item?! I guess it would be my underwear. I would be naked without it...essentially.
F. Favorite color? I don't have a favorite color. I like different colors for different things. I even have different favorite colors for different cars. I won't bore you with my list of cars and top color choices here.
G. Gummy bears or worm? If I can choose only one, then I will choose gummy worms. They're bigger in size than gummy bears so you get more for your money, unless you are counting by ounces instead of by quantity.
H. Hometown? I still consider La Canada my hometown.
I. Indulgence? I indulge in too much stuff. I guess I would say blogging is a big indulgence of mine.
J. January or July? I choose December because that's my birth month. I guess I would choose January if I had to choose between those 2 months, because it doesn't get too cold here in L.A. July is very hot here.
K. Kids? Get those freakin' little brats away from me!
L. Life isn't complete without? Sex. Just kidding! (Or am I?) I would say life is not complete without "love".
M. Marriage date? November 6, 2004.
N. Number of brothers and sisters? One younger sister, Christine.
O. Oranges or apples? Cherries. Okay okay. Oranges. No apples. No, wait, can't I mix them together and make a smoothie? I can't decide. Oranges have a lot of Vitamin C, but apples keep those evil money grubbing doctors away.
P. Phobias? I am not scared of anything except fear itself. Just kidding. I can't tell you my weaknesses or you'll use it against me.
Q. Quotes? "Carpe Diem. Seize the Day!" John Keating from Dead Poets Society.
"They can take our wives, but they can never take our freedom!" An intentional misquote from Braveheart.
R. Reasons to smile? My bikes.
S. Season of choice? I guess spring has decent weather.
T. Tag Seven Peeps! I don't like playing tag. I don't even knowing 7 people to tag.
U. Unknown fact about me? A fact that will remain unknown.
V. Vegetable? Maybe potatoes. I like french fries and I like being a couch potato.
W. Worst habits? Worrying too much.
X. X-ray or ultrasound? I like x-ray vision like Superman's. I've never seen any superhero with ultrasound abilities, although with the number of comic book heroes coming out lately, that may not be far off.
Y. Your favorite food? Leftovers and gourmet food. I go to extremes.
Z. Zodiac sign? Get those satanic signs away from me, you devil!
Thanks for reading my crazy answers. I hope that helped you to understand who the hell I am. At this time of night, it's my other personality writing this, not me.
bwahahahahahaahaha....I love your answers... You're a funny and witty guy!
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I bet you get a ton of hits for mentioning KKK. Funny! I love the answers! Have you always lived in California? Where else have you lived?
ReplyDeleteLois,
ReplyDeleteThanks. I try to be funny. Sometimes, I offend people with my off-color humor.
Abbagirl,
ReplyDeleteIf you bet that, then you would have lost. Surprisingly, I got no hits on mentioning KKK. I just checked. Oh well, I don't want anyone searching for that anyway.
Yes, I've always lived in California. Have you always lived in Kansas?