This is for all you mean girls out there. If some loser jerk asks for your number, give them a number from the rejection hotline list. The jerkoff will think that you gave him your real number and when he calls it, the voice recording will inform him that he has been rejected. Ouch! What a burn!
ALABAMA
334-541-0107
ARKANSAS
501-340-3896
ARIZONA
602-230-4210
CALIFORNIA
310-217-7638 (Los Angeles)
916-733-1550 (Sacramento)
858-492-8002 (San Diego)
415-356-9833 (San Francisco)
408-236-2060 (San Jose)
COLORADO
303-607-7527
D.C. (Washington DC)
202-452-7468
FLORIDA
352-475-6679 (Gainesville)
904-879-8012 (Jacksonville)
305-241-0033 (Miami)
407-338-0036 (Orlando)
407-970-8278 (Orlando)
813-273-8160 (Tampa)
561-986-0035
321-844-0033
954-287-0023
GEORGIA
706-335-0511 (Athens)
770-908-7383 (Atlanta)
ILLINOIS
773-509-5027
INDIANA
317-332-0670
IOWA
641-985-7888
KANSAS
785-875-3188
KENTUCKY
270-735-1622
MAINE
Temporarily Unavailable
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MASSACHUSETTS
617-861-3962 (Boston)
413-351-2684
508-556-3549
781-654-2925
978-364-8939
MARYLAND
410-347-1488
MICHIGAN
248-262-6861
MINNESOTA
612-232-1638
MISSOURI
314-359-3930 (St. Louis)
417-326-2677 (Springfield)
MISSISSIPPI
601-792-4440
NEBRASKA
402-827-9874 (Lincoln)
402-434-6535 (Omaha)
NEVADA
702-386-5397
NEW HAMPSHIRE
603-413-2340
NEW JERSEY
973-409-3011
NEW MEXICO
505-310-2496
NEW YORK
212-660-2245 (New York City)
516-730-7245 (Long Island)
718-971-5245
845-259-2245
914-269-4245
518-935-4012 (Albany)
315-682-1822 (Syracuse)
716-357-2127 (Buffalo)
NORTH CAROLINA
828-859-2905
704-264-2861 (Charlotte)
OHIO
216-269-0085 (Cleveland)
419-452-6002
440-328-3382
OKLAHOMA
918-649-1711
OREGON
503-450-9938
PENNSYLVANIA
215-618-1505 (Philly)
814-337-4101 (Penn State)
RHODE ISLAND
401-648-6543
SOUTH CAROLINA
803-358-0885
TENNESSEE
901-328-8380 (Memphis)
615-346-2800 (Nashville)
TEXAS
512-647-4813 (Austin)
972-504-6270 (Dallas)
817-326-1433 (Ft. Worth)
713-866-6249 (Houston)
210-893-7109 (San Antonio)
UTAH
801-296-7163
VIRGINIA
703-912-1725
WASHINGTON
206-376-9798 (Seattle)
Spokane - Coming Soon)
WASHINGTON DC
202-452-7468
WISCONSIN
414-243-1102
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Bear Meat
I just had bear meat over the weekend. One of Sarah's parents friends came back from a bear hunting trip and brought us some spoils of war. It tasted good. It tasted like deer meat. No, it didn't taste like chicken. Frog legs taste like chicken.
One of my life goals is to try and eat everything. I've tried a lot of different foods, but I think I still have a long ways to go. Fortunately for me, there's nothing I won't eat.
One of my life goals is to try and eat everything. I've tried a lot of different foods, but I think I still have a long ways to go. Fortunately for me, there's nothing I won't eat.
Australia Wants Me
I just got an email from someone regarding my longboarding videos. I feel honored that my skateboarding videos impressed a film maker enough to want to put them on his new tv show.
In his email he writes, "I want your longboard video[s] for our TV show (and any other good skate footage)
"My name is Sean Caveny and I’m the Co-Creator of the Australain [sic] Television show called “sk82death”. We are currently looking for skateboarding footage to fill our 3rd season.
sk82death (skate to death) has just finished its second season and has been the highest rating show on channel 31 Melbourne since our first episode. The show is also doing very well on TVS Sydney, Access 31 Perth and Adelaide and Bush Vision in South Australia, Recently winning the 2006 Antennae for best Camerawork, an estimated 1 million people watched season 2.
Season 3 will be streamed online internationally.
As I mentioned we are looking for footage to use in season 3. This presents a great opportunity for companies of ANY size to promote themselves and their product via their team riders. . .Sk82death often features montages of random mixed skating and amusing incidents, we’ll consider using anything dangerous, funny or disgusting."
I guess my videos can be described as "dangerous, funny or disgusting."
I haven't been terrorizing the streets on my skateboard in awhile. I guess I should make more bomb runs down hills again. I must do it for my fans in Australia.
Here's an example of one of my longboarding videos.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av-Xd_qAUD8
In his email he writes, "I want your longboard video[s] for our TV show (and any other good skate footage)
"My name is Sean Caveny and I’m the Co-Creator of the Australain [sic] Television show called “sk82death”. We are currently looking for skateboarding footage to fill our 3rd season.
sk82death (skate to death) has just finished its second season and has been the highest rating show on channel 31 Melbourne since our first episode. The show is also doing very well on TVS Sydney, Access 31 Perth and Adelaide and Bush Vision in South Australia, Recently winning the 2006 Antennae for best Camerawork, an estimated 1 million people watched season 2.
Season 3 will be streamed online internationally.
As I mentioned we are looking for footage to use in season 3. This presents a great opportunity for companies of ANY size to promote themselves and their product via their team riders. . .Sk82death often features montages of random mixed skating and amusing incidents, we’ll consider using anything dangerous, funny or disgusting."
I guess my videos can be described as "dangerous, funny or disgusting."
I haven't been terrorizing the streets on my skateboard in awhile. I guess I should make more bomb runs down hills again. I must do it for my fans in Australia.
Here's an example of one of my longboarding videos.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av-Xd_qAUD8
Monday, October 23, 2006
The Nun and her Bicycle
Sister Mary was riding her bicycle back to the Convent from the market. Everyone could hear her coming as she screamed, "Oh yes! God, yes!!!!" She seemed to be jumping up and down on her bike with tremendous joy.
Mother Theresa had had enough. She said, "Sister Mary, if you can't be quiet, then we're going to have to put the bike seat back on."
Mother Theresa had had enough. She said, "Sister Mary, if you can't be quiet, then we're going to have to put the bike seat back on."
7 Jokes
1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
2. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like"
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
3. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
One little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
4. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
5. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
6. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."
7. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want God is watching the apples."
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
2. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like"
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
3. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
One little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
4. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
5. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
6. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."
7. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want God is watching the apples."
Thursday, October 19, 2006
Too Many Damn David Kims
Check out this link to see how many other people in the U.S. have your name. I've always thought there were too many people with the same name as me, but I'm the O.G. David Kim. All the other David Kim's are just imitating. I bump into so many other people with my name. There are 1,599 David Kims in America.
I'm not sure about the accuracy of this website though.
I'm not sure about the accuracy of this website though.
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
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